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		<title>Steve Jobs Offers World Freedom From Porn &#8211; Apple &#8211; Gawker</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Steve jobs was back on the emails again this week, this time about all sorts from ipad to missing iPhones! Read on at the link below.</p>
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		<title>Amazing, Extraordinary, Tremendous: The 3-Minute iPad Keynote [VIDEO]</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:04:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Steve Jobs’s stage presence and speech delivery are second to none. So what’s his secret? Adjectives! The folks at NeilCurtis.com decided to condense the iPad keynote into a much more digestible format while keeping the most important sound bites intact with everything you need to know in order to whip out your credit card come March. [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Steve Jobs’s stage presence and speech delivery are second to none. So what’s his secret? Adjectives!</p>
<p>The folks at <a style="color: #2244bb;" href="http://www.neilcurtis.com" target="_blank">NeilCurtis.com</a> decided to condense the iPad keynote into a much more digestible format while keeping the most important sound bites intact with everything you need to know in order to whip out your credit card come March.</p>
<p>The 180 second bite-sized version of the iPad announcement serves as a hilarious look at the abundant use of adjectives and superlatives during Jobs’s presentation. Don’t be surprised if you hear a lot of the following: Extraordinary. Phenomenal. Far better. Simple. Wonderful. Great. Gorgeous. Awesome. Super. Huge. Tremendous. Amazing. Terrific. Exciting. Beautiful.</p>
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		<title>iPad vs Stone</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 23:26:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Interesting take on the new Apple iPad! Related posts:Amazing, Extraordinary, Tremendous: The 3-Minute iPad Keynote [VIDEO]


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